stretch arm strong

Anyone out there remember the action figure stretch arm strong.

This really strong dude with stretch arms.

I call Ben that now.  He stretches all the time, and he is strong.  It fits.

So.....

Ben has a new co-worker.

So logically, in Cintas land, he must arm wrestle them.

This dude is an ex pro football player.  He is black.  He is buff.

He is no joke.

And Ben whooped him! 

Yup, that's right.  Stretch arm strong maintains his title! (and his weird bulldog trophy his co-workers made for him)

yes, they scratched out "sales dog" and wrote "arm wrestler"

My boyfriend is stronger than your boyfriend.  :)